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MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: does everyone wanna take the bathroom habits survey
CrossXoutTheEys:
yes.
GodFather3955: yeah
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: that song is hilarious
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao
GodFather3955:
what song
CrossXoutTheEys: welcome to india
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: isn it
GodFather3955: increase
de volume pleassee
CrossXoutTheEys: omg
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: throw ya hands in da air if you got
facial hair not only the guy cmon ladies be fair
GodFather3955: lol
CrossXoutTheEys: representing yalll. dats right
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
ok
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ready
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: heres the bathroom habits survey
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Folder (you carefully
and neatly fold the toilet paper) Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end)
CrossXoutTheEys: Crumpler (you just grab a big wad of toilet paper and mash it against your rear end)
GodFather3955:
lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: folder or crumpler?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: yeah ima crumpler
CrossXoutTheEys: crumpler
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
louie?
GodFather3955: im smash that shit
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: jen
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ?
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: crumpler
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
niiice
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Are you an inspector? (An inspector checks the toilet paper after each
wipe to examine the fecal content on the sheet to see if further wiping is required).
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao i am
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: i am
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao!
GodFather3955: omg
CrossXoutTheEys: u have 2
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
hahahahaa
GodFather3955: thats horrible
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: haha next question
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Are you a stander or sitter? (A stander stands up after defecating so he/she
can easily wipe his/her bottom, a Sitter keeps seated for this).
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: sittee
CrossXoutTheEys: stander
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
sitter*
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: are you
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: seriously
GodFather3955:
SITTIER REPRESENT
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: jen whatre you
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
sitter
CrossXoutTheEys: eew why do u sit?
CrossXoutTheEys: its hard
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao u stand?
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
haha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!!
CrossXoutTheEys: fuck yea
CrossXoutTheEys: unless its in the am after i had the bubbles
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Are you a double dipper? (A double-dipper will sometimes wipe more than once with the same piece of toilet paper)
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: haha
CrossXoutTheEys: then im to lazy to stand
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: yeah i do that
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i dont get
new paper
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: i dont
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: one wads enough
CrossXoutTheEys: i do that lmfao!!!! omg
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
hahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lou
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao eww haha
GodFather3955: UGH IM NOT A FUCKIN DOUBLE
CrossXoutTheEys:
this is sick
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao thats gross
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Do you use moist wipes or wet your toilet paper?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: no wtf
CrossXoutTheEys: no
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: ???wth
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i cant stand the feeling of my ass being wet
CrossXoutTheEys: bre were having sloppy joes
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
its gotta be like dry
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: LMFAO!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: LMFAO
GodFather3955: omg i can tae this
GodFather3955:
im gonna abrf
GodFather3955: barf
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Do you read in the bathroom?
GodFather3955 has left the room.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: no i dont
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i cant concentrate
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i
gotta concentrate on taking the shit
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: sumtimes when i feelliek sittin there for a long time..i bring in
like sumthin to doodle on :-D
GodFather3955 has entered the room.
CrossXoutTheEys: one log at a time
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
LMFAO
CrossXoutTheEys: i play guitar when i shit
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i do my grandmas crossword puzzles
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
lmao!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: HAHAHAHAHA
CrossXoutTheEys: thats only if im in there for a long time
GodFather3955: CrossXoutTheEys:
one log at a time thats the firast thing i see when i get in here .....
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: i have liek one specific notebook
GodFather3955:
fuck that
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: that i use everytime
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahhaa
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
GodFather3955 has
left the room.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: the shit notebook
CrossXoutTheEys: i actually wrote a song on the john
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Do you sit upright or bend forward?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lhahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i bend forward
with my toes hoding my legs up
CrossXoutTheEys: bend forward when i gotta go
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: LMFAO ME 2!!! hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
like im on my tippy toes sitting down beding forward
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: toes and all
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: hahahahahah
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: opu eroh idfjk;blljnsca
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahahahah
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Do you inspect what you've left in
the bowl before flushing?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: all the damn time!
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!! yea
GodFather3955 has entered
the room.
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!
GodFather3955: we done with the shit
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: i stand there and stare at
it....but...
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: nope
CrossXoutTheEys: no
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: hahaha
GodFather3955:
u guys suck
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmao im like damn that was huge
GodFather3955: OMG
CrossXoutTheEys: i look at it, i
shit the white sox logo one time
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
GodFather3955: SHIT THE FUCK UP
GodFather3955: SHUT
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
LMFAOOOOO
CrossXoutTheEys: it said "sox'
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: HAHAHA
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CrossXoutTheEys:
idk how i did it, i didnt move my ass or anything
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: it curled out, lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: How far down do you pull your pants/underwear?
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CrossXoutTheEys:
i have to be naked
GodFather3955: u ever take a shit and the water splash up on ure ass
CrossXoutTheEys: or else i sweat
GodFather3955:
dont that make ya ad
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: MFPOSKMFKSDMF
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ME FRIGGIN TOO
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: u take all ur clothes off just to go to the bathroom??
CrossXoutTheEys: ur naked to?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
yes
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahaahahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: yeah
CrossXoutTheEys: good im not the only one
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
i hafta be completely naked
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: sometimes you get hot
CrossXoutTheEys:
hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: under all that clothing
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: wow..
GodFather3955: u guys are the wierdest fuckin
couple
CrossXoutTheEys: i thought i was the only one
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfaolmfaolmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
nope
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i hafta stirp down
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao im still crackin uyp bout that toes thing
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahahahahahahhah
CrossXoutTheEys: hey, its a natural thing, most ppl hide it, but owell
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahahahahahhaa
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i cant stop cracking up
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
lmfao wats the next ?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ok
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: If you flush but there is still some left, do you flush again
until its all gone?
CrossXoutTheEys: no!!!
GodFather3955: hell yeah
CrossXoutTheEys: i leave it for my brother
GodFather3955:
haha
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: yea
CrossXoutTheEys: or the next person
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: omg
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
i do
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
GodFather3955: courtesy flush
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: sumtimes i do..
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: liek
sumtime si wanna get back to the computer fast
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: so i dont care
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!!
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao hahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: To wipe, do you reach your hand between your legs, or do you reach your hand around your
backside?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: around my backside
CrossXoutTheEys: eew
CrossXoutTheEys: around my backside
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: lmao round my backside
CrossXoutTheEys: who goes between there legs?
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
idk they say its more sanitary
CrossXoutTheEys: then u get shit on ur armm
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: wiping back to front
GodFather3955:
u ever take a shit and the duke is half way out ure ass and then ure ass cheeks clinch together and break the duke in half
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
but then shit can get all over your cooch
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao yea
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao yeslouie
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i hate when that shit happens!
GodFather3955: or u take a duke
and it comes half way out and them suck right back up in ure ass.....why ure ass tease u lke that .....just get the fuck out
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: lmao hahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: LMFAO
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Do you usually wipe until you
are totally clean, or just until most of it is gone?
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao totaly clean
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: eww
GodFather3955:
totaly clean
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao totlaly clean
GodFather3955: thats gross
GodFather3955: walking around with a shity
ass
CrossXoutTheEys: unless i hear someone im'ing me
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: then idc
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao
GodFather3955: lol
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: totally clean
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Do you try to
avoid pooping in public restrooms in other people are there?
GodFather3955: FUCK NO
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: yes omg i hate
other ppl hear me take a shit
GodFather3955: im shitting where i wanna shit
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao yes
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: i dont like shitting in public
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: especially in a quiet
restroom
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao unless i got the bubbles
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: even in my house...i
have to tturn on the water in the sink
CrossXoutTheEys: and my bagonkadonks about to explode
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: so u cant
hear anythin
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: LMFAO OMG JEN
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: YOU DO THAT TOO?!?!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: where ever i go
i turnm on the sink
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: omg i thought i was the only
one
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: or like those hand dryers or sumthin
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: or even if i just
pee
GodFather3955: i ever take a shit and then when ure done theres no TP so u gotta pull a clif hanger and like reach
around under the sink to get the TP
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: ahh i hate it haha
CrossXoutTheEys: my uncle dennis has to turn
the shower on because he doesnt like wiping his ass with tp. he takes a shower after he shits
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: LMFAO!!!!!
GodFather3955: omg what sicko
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: ewww
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahaha
GodFather3955: my
uncle shits on the carpet
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao r u friggin serious
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: what@?!!!?
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
hahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: yes
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: what the heeeelllll
GodFather3955: no im playing
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao!
CrossXoutTheEys: im serious about my uncle tho
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: At home, do you usually
poop with the bathroom door open when somebody else is around?
CrossXoutTheEys: plus it gets rid of the smell he says
CrossXoutTheEys:
yea!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hell no wtf
CrossXoutTheEys: im naked and i shit with the door open
CrossXoutTheEys: so its
not hot
GodFather3955: lmao
GodFather3955: dude
GodFather3955: hahah
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao!
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao ok i dont go THAT far
GodFather3955: i gotthe door closed
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: yea door closed
GodFather3955: im gonna invite ryan
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: how do u get THAT hott takin a shit..geez
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i jus did
slotskim7 has entered the room.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: dont leave
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao
GodFather3955: lol
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: you hafta take this survey
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
slotskim7 has left the
room.
GodFather3955: u ever duke and then the shitflushes and the like 3 minutes later u come back and it creeped back
up
GodFather3955: i call those creepers
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao!!!!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
yes
GodFather3955: i hate that
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: haha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Do you drop a few squares of toilet paper in
the bowl before you start, to stop water/pee from bouncing up into your ass?
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao, no, but thats a good
idea
GodFather3955: noooooo
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: no ive never done that
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: nope
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmao
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: bnever even thought bout it
GodFather3955: u ever get like a suprise duke and u think its a fart and when u try
to push it out u relaize its a shit
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ok last question then were onto the urination rounds
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao nope
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: when itsa shit i can tell
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Do you use air freshener (or light a match) after you go to the bathroom?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i use that spray when we have
it
CrossXoutTheEys: air freshener
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: otherwise
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: nope :-D
CrossXoutTheEys: yea, only
when we have it
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao haha
GodFather3955: i light an insense
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys:
if not, then it sucks for whoevers next
GodFather3955: nope
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: yea if we dont have anything..o well :-D
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ok these are about peeing
GodFather3955: ok
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Have you ever urinated
in the shower?
GodFather3955: hel yeah
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: yes i pee every single time
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: yea
CrossXoutTheEys:
yes!!!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao!
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: haha
CrossXoutTheEys:
eeew, so it runs down ur leg.
CrossXoutTheEys: guys can aim it
GodFather3955: i can get it right in the drain too
GodFather3955:
im am ppro
CrossXoutTheEys: i peed in my uncles shampoo
CrossXoutTheEys: cuz i was pissed at him
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
hahaha
GodFather3955: eww
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmao so your in the shower!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: its all warm :-D
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
it feels nice
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: next question
GodFather3955: ewww
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
omg
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Have you ever urinated in a swimming pool (not including when you were a little kid)?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
YES
CrossXoutTheEys: yes!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: HAHAHA
CrossXoutTheEys: all the time
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: yeq
GodFather3955:
no
GodFather3955: no
GodFather3955: no
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: yea*
GodFather3955: no
GodFather3955: non
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
LMFAO i just peed!!!1
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: LMFAO!!!!
GodFather3955: that is the most disgusting thingever
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
i swear i did it every time we were in the pool in vero seriously
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: louie u have NEVER done that?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
cmon louie
GodFather3955: nope
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: be honest
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: i didnt do it at all in vero..but ive done
it lmao
GodFather3955: i get out and go into the bathroom
GodFather3955: i hate that
GodFather3955: thats so gross
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Have you ever urinated in the ocean, lake or river (not including when you were a little kid)?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: thats the
best
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: yes
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: no one can see you doing it
GodFather3955: yes
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys:
of course
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: most of the time the waters not clear
GodFather3955: everyone does that
CrossXoutTheEys:
i shit in the ocean
GodFather3955: i didright next to that big hairy guy at clearwtaer when we a went
CrossXoutTheEys:
no one sees that either
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: At home, do you usually go pee with the bathroom door open when somebody else
is around?
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao!!!!!
GodFather3955: and i smiled at him and shitt
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!
GodFather3955:
its craked
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: i always close it
CrossXoutTheEys: no i dont pee with the door open, depends if im in a rush
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
i always close the door you need damn privacy
GodFather3955: i jack off with the door closed but ill pee with it open
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
ok now the rest of these
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: are all miscellaneous
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: were almost done
GodFather3955:
ok
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
GodFather3955: lol
GodFather3955: im glad u liked that one jon
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: How should
toilet paper be hung on the spool? Should the sheets be hanging around the front or around the back?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: around
the front definitely
CrossXoutTheEys: i did, lmao, im the same way
GodFather3955: front
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: front
GodFather3955:
hasha
CrossXoutTheEys: dont put it on the spool. keep it off and put the whole roll in ur hand, its handier
GodFather3955:
lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmaolmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
GodFather3955:
yes
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: not all the time
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: yes
CrossXoutTheEys: sometimes. most of the time
GodFather3955:
i do
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: im probably
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: well most of the time
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
the most dirtiest perosn
GodFather3955: thats just as gross as peeing in the pool
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: when it comes to
that
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hmm well i dont do it at night
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: because i hate the sound
of flushing the tilet
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: its to loud
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: and then to have the sink on at the same time
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
so
CrossXoutTheEys: if i shit and i get it all over my hand like a fudgesicle, then u gotta wash
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: if
im not ina hurry
GodFather3955: like when u dont wanna wake anyone up
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i hafta flush the toilet and
plug my ears
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: and then wait till it gets quiet
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: then wash my hands
GodFather3955:
next
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Do you urinate every time you defecate?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: yep
CrossXoutTheEys:
its hard not 2
CrossXoutTheEys: even if i just peed
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
GodFather3955:
whats that big D word
GodFather3955: like duke
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: defecate
CrossXoutTheEys: doody
GodFather3955:
duke?
GodFather3955: right
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Have you ever eaten anything while you are going to the bathroom?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
ramen!
CrossXoutTheEys: all the time
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: if im eating cereal, cuz u cant leave
it out, or it gets soggy
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: so u have to take it in there
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i
drink all the time too
CrossXoutTheEys: me 2
GodFather3955: pop tarts
GodFather3955: popcorn
GodFather3955: pringles
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao
GodFather3955: steak
GodFather3955: baked potatoes
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!
GodFather3955: COLLY GREANS
GodFather3955:
neckbone
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: hahahah
GodFather3955: cornbred
CrossXoutTheEys: pig feet
GodFather3955:
fried chicken
GodFather3955: everything
GodFather3955: i whiped my ass with a dollar bill b4
CrossXoutTheEys: then
used it later?
GodFather3955: casue ppl are always like hes so rich he can whip it with 100
GodFather3955: so i whiped
with a single
CrossXoutTheEys: lol.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: r u serious
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahahahaha
GodFather3955:
yeah
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ok sry
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i was on the phone
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: alrifghty
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: next
q
CrossXoutTheEys: i shit on the dogs newspaper
GodFather3955: lol
CrossXoutTheEys: because both bathrooms were occupied.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Before sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom, do you wipe the toilet seat to clean it first (or use a protective cover)?
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfaooo
CrossXoutTheEys: i dont sit on them
GodFather3955: yeah
CrossXoutTheEys: i hover
GodFather3955: lmao
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: i dont sit on them either
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ewwwe in school
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i put
toilet paper
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: down on the toilet seat
CrossXoutTheEys: but when u hover, the shit drops from a higher
altitude if u know what i mean
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i mean hudson toilets
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: that shit is nasty
CrossXoutTheEys:
and the water splashes all over
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: all the girls have aids and shit
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
GodFather3955:
i either put a seat cover or a sstand on the toilet
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: the toilet paper prolly aint clean either
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: id ont use the toilets at school..unless its that time of the month and i ABSOULTLY hjave too
GodFather3955: our
bathrooms are clean
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao yeah
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: u stand on it?
GodFather3955: hell yeah
CrossXoutTheEys:
i never use the ones at school, cuz ppl piss all over the doors and walls
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: stand
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: on
the toilet?@!?!?!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: HAHAHAHA
GodFather3955: and like
oull a wall sit postion
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Have you ever tried to fart but pooped in your pants instead?
GodFather3955:
and just let it fly
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfaooo
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
no wtf how can you not know when itsa shit
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: alright last question
CrossXoutTheEys: nooooo i want more
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Does it bother you to have a conversation with someone while you or they are going to the bathroom?
CrossXoutTheEys: nooo!!
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: lmao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: nope
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: yeah i cant concentrate on what im doing
CrossXoutTheEys: i did
it to my uncle yesterday, it helps him.
GodFather3955: i was talking to mike once and we were both duking
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao
GodFather3955: thats was interesting
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao....thats a lil....weird...
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
GodFather3955:
thats awsome
GodFather3955: u crazy
CrossXoutTheEys: i can shit with like my brother or uncle talking to me in the bathroom
CrossXoutTheEys:
but i cant do it when someones on the phone
GodFather3955: lol
CrossXoutTheEys: u guys, thank you.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmao...im goin to this bathroom site
CrossXoutTheEys: that was the funiest conversation ive ever had in my life, lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
its rly funny
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmao im posting this up on my web site
CrossXoutTheEys: this
whole conversation?!
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!!!!!!!!!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: this whole convo?
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahah
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
yup
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: its getting its own page
CrossXoutTheEys: omfg!!
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!!!!!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
hahahaha
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
GodFather3955: lol
GodFather3955: omg
CrossXoutTheEys: omg
CrossXoutTheEys:
im gonna read this everyday and start crying
CrossXoutTheEys: hahahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: The Perfect Dump - Every once
in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: You
sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless
grace of an expert diver.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahahahha
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: LMFAO!!!!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahahhah
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GodFather3955: lol
GodFather3955: wow
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: The Empty Roll Dump - You're done...you
reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: A mild panic begins coldly
in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?"
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Then what
would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull
up your slacks, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll.
CrossXoutTheEys: just wrap a towl around
u, then look for it
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ive used a washcloth before
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: then i threw
it out
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: LMFAO OMG
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: The Childbirth Dump
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by
nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: First it hurts, and it isn't going
to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man
dies trying to hatch monster loaf".
GodFather3955: lol
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis
before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: 1. Scream 2. Call
an Obstetrician 3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
lmao!!!
CrossXoutTheEys: "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf".
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
The Sound Effect Dump - You feel a noisy one coming on. Relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot, so you must employ
some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit.
GodFather3955 has left the room.
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Timing is obviously very important here. At the precise moment of release, try the following sound effects:
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
1. Flush the toilet 2. Sing the first two stanzas of your national anthem 3. Drop a handful of quarters on the floor
CrossXoutTheEys:
coughing
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: i cough
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!! me 2!!!!
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: hahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-PoopieThe kind where you strain
so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahahahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: lmfao!!!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Corn Poopie(Self explanatory)
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: LMFAO
CrossXoutTheEys: lmaoo
CrossXoutTheEys: omggg
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Spinal Tap PoopieThat's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out,
you swear it was leaving you sideways.
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: guys, i feel so close to u now that we
had an hour long convo about fecal matter
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao hahahha this is the best hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: LMFAO
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
ok
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: heres some poopie names
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Alley apple
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: back the big brown caddy
out of the garage
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: pinch a loaf
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: drop
the kids off at the pool
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Birth the Brown Nosed Weasel
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: no its
CrossXoutTheEys:
lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: drop the cosby kids off at the pool
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: yea, lmao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
blow some mud bob for apples
CrossXoutTheEys: hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Bust a crap bust a dookbust a shitBust Ass
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
LMFAO
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao wtf
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: i g2g bust a dook
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: hahaha
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
Butt cough Butt lumps Butt nuggets Butt Pee Butt Stick
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: butt pee?!!?
CrossXoutTheEys: butt nuggets,
lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: butt pee is like creamy shit
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahahahahaha yesterday..i was downloadin music...and
i just typed in unny shit...and this thing came up..is 4 mintues of fart noises
CrossXoutTheEys: isnt it?
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
haha its funny
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmao
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: ewwwwww creamy shit
oOSeXy SoMmAOo:
eww
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Conducting Air Strikes Over Porcelainastan
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: Dancing of the Dingleberries
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: haha
CrossXoutTheEys: klmffffa';kh'
oOSeXy
SoMmAOo: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: im done
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: hahahahhahaah
CrossXoutTheEys:
omfgggggg lmfao!!!!!!
CrossXoutTheEys: that was the best, holy shit, literally
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao!!!! we nbeed to
find more surveys ahhahahah
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic: ok im posting
this up on my site now
CrossXoutTheEys: lmao!!!!!
CrossXoutTheEys: hahahaha
CrossXoutTheEys: ppl are gonna get so
grossed out, itl be funny
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: lmfao
CrossXoutTheEys: we'll be known as the dookie nuggets
MaRcHiNgFaNaTic:
lmfao
oOSeXy SoMmAOo: hahaha
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