Always remember!!!
a message from Jen and Kristy ;)
*Its easier to apologize for something you did then to get permisson to do it*
Sometimes you just gotta jump not knowing exactly how deep the water is...
Just LIVE!
Vero Beach....home to the Driftwood Inn...on the eastside of florida. First
off Id like to introduce the V-UNIT! Jen Bre Louie D Mike C and Kristy!!!
First off the beach is dead...Jutsa buncha old people there...but not when
we get there. Its pretty much the best beach in Florida...20 foot waves and what not
Now for the inside jokes!
Bre: did u just say britney spink?
Its the cops! Throw ur mother fuckin hands up!
Louie: Someones been havin accidents on my seat belt.
Bye Skippy! Bye Skippy!
50 cent- Curtis
Snoop Dogg- Weird ass motha fucka
Eminem- Marshall
Lil
Bow Wow- Franklin
J-Kwon- Kwonzie
The toilet in our room...nuff said!
Can u say flirt city? Flirtcinatti!
Bre:I want a drink
Louie: u can just drink the ocean! complete with
spit, snot, fecies...
Jen: all that good stuff
Louie: Nigga! I mean Trigga!
Louie (holding cheery) Happy Fathers day Brucey!
Brucey: im gonna
stick that up ur ass!
Pauline:ur gonna need to curve that!
(hands) Nigga!
Kristy: Fuck you
Jen: Jus Hold UP!
The ball: Kick it! Throw it! Hit it!
Jen: Fuck it!
Kristy: (flushin toilet!) Oh well i g2g!!!
*sits, ass gets soaked)
ahahahaha!
Sam: Its gettin ready to rain.
Kristy: oh, were tannin!
Jen:I could really go for those apples and carmel right now!
Kristy:
mmm yeah..Im gettin an orgy!
Jen: mmm i could go for that...(long pause)...The apples and carmel that is!
Kristy: where the journal?
Mike: over there
Kristy: (doin nose thing)
...what?!?!...Where!??!...oh ok...WHAT?!?!
Pauline: whats the Hawk eye state?
Jen & Kristy: The Hott Guy State??...CALIFORNIA
Kristy: *singing* Ooh Heaven
Jen: where is saaaaaaaaaam?
Kristy *laughin*
I thought u said what are you saaaaaaaaaaaaaaying?
The Magic Trick: act like ur gettin ready to jiz while ur gettin her up
the ass, when she turns around shoot her in the face!!
The donny kid..friggin pins jen up aganst the wall and got her in a head
lock and started givin her a noogie..and then frickin body slams kristy on the bed!
Mcdonalds (speaker broken)
One cheeseburgar happy meal...with..just..A..pickle...
Louie: i wish i was a duck for a day, so i can get free bread from people.
Kristy wakes up *thinks* no ones up..turns air conditionaer off quetily,
turns around smiling, and jens just layin there staring at her witht he evilest look..
Jen: my shorts feel funny.
Kristy: dont u hate that? when u try ur clothes
on in the store and they fit, but when u get home, they're all tight and make ur butt look funny..
Jen: *just stares at
Kristy*...is that supposed to be a hint?!
Louies genie in the bottle dive
Mikes dolphin dive
The coleslaw, I hate my life, The potato sandwich, the chicken wing, the
gracious swan!!!
DONNYS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
our 2 hour long splash fight!!! :D
The jesus walk dive..that girls face
We think thats Sam..we walk there...its sum 50 year old guy
Power out at the Driftwood @ 1:30 am. all the people that were
up!!
We went up to the front office..friggin colonel sanders/raggedy ann/david
the gnome answers the door
our power went out..NO DUH!
Raggedy ann takes off his mask, its roseanne..Brucey! with just a pickle!
Louie: He traded me for SATAN!!!...gives evil look to bre, bre looks at
him he smiles...Bre do u kno lucifor?!
Murray tryin to rap our frickin inside jokes!
Sam throws bre in the air, so she breaks the fall by punchin louie in the
face!
Jen: Kristy can u make me a hot pocket?
Kristy throws my hot pocket
across the room against the wall and lands in the garbage...cuz it was the last one and she didnt think i would eat it afterwards
He punched me in the boob, slapped me across the face...so i grabbed his
ass!
*running back to our room from ryans house*
Me: you know it would suck
if theyre in the pool or sitting on our porch
Kristy: yah it friggin would
...and guess who was swimming in the fuckin
pool when we got back...>:o
Kristy: is that martin luther king?
Louie" no, martin luther king got
shot!
Jen: yea it is...isnt it?
Bre: well notice there IS a gun under the picture
SKIMSLUT!
So whats ur name again?!..kristy...oh ok, so u wanna come out on my boat
with me tomorrow?.
So do u guys go to parties?...well we dont go out and get trashed...but
we do drink...oh ok, well i have some pot with me....umm...ok???
Max: I bought a new bowl today!
Sam: oh one you eat out of?
Kristy: huh! isnt that sumthin u smoke with?!
*ryans hauling ass to get home*
Sam: how is it already 10:30...Ryans gonna get in so much trouble when
he gets home
Kristy...well...umm...remember when i told you guys it was like...9:24?...well...I
lied..it was actually 9:45!!!
Kristy: maybe we were kissing
Bre: with our eyes half open.
*walkin Ryan home*
Jen, bre: omg my feet hurt so bad from walkin around
barefoot this week!
Kristy: not me! I walk around barefoot all the time...THe real me is a southern girl!
Kristy: Does anyone else feel like just crying?! I feel so depressed right
now!!
Im so scared!!!...Im so embarrased right now i cant show my face!
Ryan jus walkin downt he street pissin everywhere! all of a sudden he just
tooted! points behind him, wasnt me!
me bre kristy havin a convo, not even done with it yet.. I JUST PEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
murry:Theres like 3 people missing..Elizabeth...paul...and like 6 strippers!
After Donny hits his head on the rock & takes half his sculp
off.
Louie: theres away to get a HEAD in life!
Sam: ur mommas so hairy u got rug burn when u wer eborn!
Jen: wait wat?!
Sam:
ur mommas so hairy u died when u wer eborn!
...wtf?!
6:45 me kristy shoot up!...how lucky BOOM!..what the hell...BOOM!
Louie: (answerin) Who dat is?!
Jamacain cleanin lady: Who u want it
ta be?!
Funkbreaph07
Fuckin Chuck Norris! Oh I dont think that Im as dumb as you think that
I thought I was once!!
THe frickin KID IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bre: Look u can see Louies face! (talkin bout car window)
Kristy:
Yea i see it! haha (lookin at the clouds..jus goin alon wit it..not knowin anythin)
Ya neva gonna see him again!
Louie: I hope they dont spot my feet!!! lmfao
O..M..G JENNY! what is that!?!??!!?!?..(big ass bug in the sand)
No wonder he's workin the grave yard shift..he'd scare people in the day
time..and ruin there time at the beach!
Jen: Kristy wat were u dreamin bout last night? because u were like on
me and rubbin my leg with ur foot and rubbin me
Kristy: oops, oh yea i had a dream that i was makin out with jon!
And on the right we have some lovely estates...oh and over here on the left you see some more beautiful
condos that are used for the summer...Were taking the scenic route up to Cocoa Beach and were headed for RON JON RON JON RON
JON!!!!!
So Kristys got this bright idea to walk up to the bridge one night right?....So we get out of our
condo to go walk up there...we dont even get halfway down ocean drive when some creepy guy passes us in an SUV...so were almost
at the turn when the guy turns his car around and two cop cars come flying around the corner!...so we run down the street
back to the driftwood...we get there and theres some guy in the parking lot and he goes "Hey Ladies!"...Bre and Jen just stand
there for a minute and when they look up Kristys hauling ass already halfway back to the condo!...So we finally do make it
back....scared shitless out of breath but it was all for shits n giggles..oh whatta night :D
Heres another bright idea of mine!....last day there and Sam and Ryan were supposed to meet us at
our condo at about 7:15 7:30ish...to farewell and wish us on our way and what not....so its 7:30 and they havent shown up
yet so me and Jen think maybe they forgot to get up or something!...So out of spite of it being the last day we
...ok so I deicde why dont we just walk to their house and knock on Ryans window!!!...So mind you Ryans house is about
a mile away...and we had just gotten yelled at the night before for walking to his house...so we took off and got there...and
just...stood..in front of his house...there was like 60 windows how were we supposed to know which one was his!...so anyway
were hauling ass back because now were pretty sure that my mom is up and just waiting for us in the condo!...so we get back
walk up the stepos...and guess who is swimming in the pool!...you guessed it...Sam and Ryan...they were walking to our condo
as we were walking to Rytans house and we passed each other on different roads!...What a coincidence huh...
So one night were just sittin in the condo watching the making of a play mate...when all of a sudden
our power goes out...and it really freaks us out...so we decide to walk to my grandmas condo to see if their power is out
too...so we start to walk there and the whooole Driftwood is out I mean everything.....then we meet this lady who says this
happened the other night and we should go down to the fornt office for an emergency...so were walking down there all in our
pjs..and when we get there...the creepiest ugliest...scariest freakiest security guard answers the door!...He looked like
a fuckin gnome...slash coclonel sanders...raggedy ann...lmao he was scary as hell!...and were like uhh the powersd out...and
he goes NO DUH!...he goes get back to your god damn rooms its 1:30!...so we go and sit in the stairs where the emergency lights
are and freakin harry potter (billy) pops up outta nowhere with that damn cd player making noises like an elephant....the
kid dosent sleep i swear....so we get hot so we go back to the room...and louies crackin jokes bout david the gnome and what
not...and before we even went in the room mike had left a knife outside to carve his name into a bench...and the knife was
gone!!! *scary movie music* but it turns out he had taken it inside...so the power came back on and it was all gravy after
that!
Rap Numba One from Vero Beach 03!
Me and my friend mike we went to vero beach
We went to vero beach and we stayed for one week
His
japenese grandmother cooked fried rice
And the mean stepdad drank the schmirnof ice
Christina maddaloni cracked her
hip
The only thing garth said was baked bean two dip
Jenny was quiet but she was cool
And another thing we did was
jump in the pool
Kristy was fun and her nick name was shroom
Damn I woulda liked to hit garth with a broom
Everytime
I turn a corner people walkin
Everytime I go to bed I hear mike sleep talking
Ice cream shops and digging holes
Burryin
are selves from neck to toe
Toilet paper and shaving cream on pauls truck
When he broke in I thought I was outa luck
When
I first saw him I ran like I was runnin track for my school
But u know im no fool
I ran pretty far like I said I was
runnin track
We he returned he said ill get u back
But he never did that's the end of my story
I hope it was cool
and I hope it wasn't boring
That's the end I guess I kicked it in ya ear
Until next time I guess ill see you next year
Rap nUmba Two VERO BEACH 04!!!
Its mike and louie D and were back in vero
If this was gothem city we would be the heros
This
is are beach we took the title
We winnin this shit like American idol
When we first got there the waves were gi-gan-tuc
We
almost got lost in the hole-we-dug
It took a little while mabey an hour
But when we got back we jumped in the shower
The
waves weren't big for the rest of the week
But who gives a shit niggga its vero beach
And its alright we didn't have
any doubt
Everybody was scared when the power went out
We met 2 skim boarders ryan and sam
Who opend the door nigga
its ragity ann
That little bitch looked like a motha fuckin gnome
That was the only time I wanted to go home
Yeah
right that's a joke u no im playin
When I go to vero beach I plane on stayin
Cause this is the remix to vero
From
100 to zero
Everybody knows who I am im louie deleo
I cant wait till the day its
Its givin me hives
JUNE 24 2005!!!
written by the one the only Louie D =P
And so concludes our week at Vero Beach
I cant even begin to tell you how awesome it was
Meeting Sam and Ryan YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!
Goin to ron jons.....Playing on the beach...swimmin in the pools eating
at waldos...stayin up all night in the condo watching tnt movies...building tents in the condo...walking on the beach at night...walking
on the beach in the day time...walking on the town in the day time...walking on the town at nighty and getting the shit scared
out of us by the guy driving by!...singing manic monday...rapping...joking....laughing...laughing hard..laughing alot...eating
ice cream for breakfast...for lunch...for dinner...pissing in the elevator...tryihng to skimboard in the parking lot.....clogging
the toilet...seeing old friends....meeting new ones....just having...the time of your life..
VERO BEACH IS WHERE ITS AT!!!!!
vero beach is on the other coast....so i put the florida up there you know
cuz we live in flrida...lmao ok you caught me I LIKED THE MUSIC NOTES!!!!!
